Tools of the trade

Tools of the trade, beyatch.

So im sitting here reading my favorite online source of entertainment, Reddit.  And theres always a number of posts on my favorite subreddit about what tools you need to do this modeling biznass.  I think to myself, well fuck, you probably need some glue cause how the holy dog fuck are you going to stick your little plastic mens together?  Well to you and I, yes this may seem like a no brainer, but to the average nooberite, this might be a source of consternation... "what kind of glue?"  you cry, "hot glue, super glue, plastic cement, fuckin elmers?  What? Tell me you holier than thou veteran of the plastic space man world, fuckin tell me!!"  I am here to quiet your fears my smelly little friends.  Behold, tools for the modern wargaming anarchist:

KaNife

here we have the standard tool of tools, the hobby knife.  You want to get the kind with removable replaceable blades, so when they get duller than the sharp edge of a bowling ball you can replace them.   Unlike this one here.  I will change it when im damn good and ready.

Sproo Cutta

Here we have the sprue cutter.  This is an invaluable tool.  I use mine for everything... removing parts from sprue, trimming parts, conversions such as cutting off hands and heads, and general dental work.  Also handy in the bedroom, and fuck, it even makes fries in 7 different ways!  7!  Anyswayze, you want this to safely remove parts from the sprue, cause I know what your little nooby ass is thinking, "I will just twist them till they come off!"  NO, BAD MOVE MY LITTLE HOMBRE.  This is a good way to break those delicate parts, and generally ruin a perfectly good peice of expensive plastic.  Use sprue cutters you goofy bastard.

Supah Gloo

Super glue.  Get some.  I prefer the thicker kind.  This will allow you to add a drop, and it not run all over the goddamn place while you are fumbling to get  the other piece lined up with it.  Use sparingly, or dont listen to me cause I glob this shit on as though the fate of the universe depended on it.  Whatever you decide keep your hands away from your naughty bits if you get some of this on you, nothing is more embarrassing than going to the ER and having to explain to the Doc that you glued your hands to your nutsack while trying to make plastic space men.  Trust me on this.

Plastik Seement

Plastic cement.  This is an option for you, obviously only for gluing plastics.  Thus the name, Plastic cement.  I hate that I have to bring that up, but as usual, I only bring it up cause some dipshit has probably tried to glue metals or other shit together with it.  But you wouldnt do that would you?  Course not genius.  Anywhoo, I dont like plastic cement as much, because it creates too strong a bond for my taste... sometimes I get all antsy in the pantsy and want to remove an arm or a leg to redo a model, and a superglued joint will snap apart nice and clean... not so with plastic cement, it melts the plastic together, and once its together, its together... if you try to pull any arms off you will find the weaker parts of the model snapping off, and there you are with the elbow joint of your favorite xenos, thinking to yourself, I need to switch to superglue.

Pin vise

The pin vise... this is a handy little tool that is nothing more than a drill bit on a nifty little handle.  Use this for drilling out gun barrels for that realistic look (pew pew pew!!) or for drilling holes to attach pins, for pinning heavier bits of models together.  Also handy for drilling tiny peepholes in bathroom walls.

Filez

Get some files!  Super handy for removing those exta bits of plastic, or flattening out pieces to make them fit.  Get different shapes and sizes if you can. 

Ok, so I think thats the basic shit to get you started.  Check out any decent hobby store nearby and get your shop on.  At the very least get a hobby knife and some good glue.  Over time you will find the tools that work best for you, and you will soon find out what you really need.  Have fun and dont take yourself too seriously, we are playing with little plastic guys for fucks sake.

-DAN